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I REPLACED ALAN’S GATORADE WITH ANTIFREEZE!
LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES!
I’M SO STUPID.
Shhhh. Don’t say that.
I JUST-
I THOUGHT HE WAS DIFFERENT. HE WAS ALWAYS SO SWEET TO ME WHEN WE WERE ALONE. WE HAD ALL THESE PLANS. HE MADE SO MANY PROMISES, AND-
AND-
AAUHHHUHHHUHHHHAAUUHHGHHHH.
Yeah.
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WHO’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HYPER-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH A THEOCRATIC REGIME IN A POLITICALLY DIVIDED NATION FULL OF BELEAGUERED AND UNDEREDUCATED CITIZENS AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR RIGHTS AND SAFETIES?
DUH. JOSEPH KONY.
NO, THEY HAVE TO BE ACTIVE IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.
OH, THEN RICK SANTORUM.
Yep.
ARE YOU OKAY?
NO! I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR AT WORK AND THAT GOTYE SONG CAME ON. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING. I HAD TO COME HOME.
‘SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW’?
UH HUH.
DAMN IT, I THOUGHT THEY BANNED THAT SONG FROM PUBLIC RADIO.
WHY WOULD THEY PLAY THAT? OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BE SAD FOREVER.
Ugh, agreed.
“Rock shit doesn’t rock anymore! They say the whole game done went pop so I’m back in this ho!”
Fred Durst is threatening to return now that Limp Bizkit has signed to Cash Money Records. If you’ve ever thought about dropping off the grid and living out in the woods somewhere, with no access to radio, television, or internet, now might be a good time to get going on that.
EVERYBODY, GET OUT HERE! ICE CREAM TRUCK! ICE CREAM TRUUUUUUUUUCK!
WHO HAS MONEY?
OR HANDS?
End of 2011 Extravaganza, Part 1
Hey guys. I plan to do a bunch of completely masturbatory writing about my favorite music of the year because it makes me feel important. Several things are going to follow. The first is this, what I believe to be a full list of all the albums I listened to during the year 2011:
Adele, “21”
Bernhoft, “Solidarity Breaks”
Bon Iver, “Bon Iver”
Butch Walker, “The Spade”
The Civil Wars, “Barton Hollow”
Cobra Starship, “Night Shades”
Coldplay, “Mylo Xyloto”
Cut Copy, “Zonoscope”
Cymbals Eat Guitars, “Lenses Alien”
Death Cab for Cutie, “Codes and Keys”
The Decemberists, “The King Is Dead”
Eisley, “The Valley”
Explosions In the Sky, “Take Care, Take Care, Take Care”
Fleet Foxes, “Helplessness Blues”
Florence + the Machine, “Ceremonials”
Foo Fighters, “Wasting Light”
Foster the People, “Torches”
Fountains of Wayne, “Sky Full of Holes”
Fucked Up, “David Comes to Life”
Iron and Wine, “Kiss Each Other Clean”
James Blake, “James Blake”
James Vincent McMorrow, “Early In the Morning”
The Joy Formidable, “The Big Roar”
Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
Lights, “Siberia”
The Lonely Island, “Turtleneck and Chain”
Low, “C’mon”
Mae, “(e)vening”
Mayer Hawthorne, “How Do You Do”
MuteMath, “Odd Soul”
Nicolas Jaar, “Space Is Only Noise”
Parachute Musical, “Kill It Cut It Down”
Plan B, “The Defamation of Strickland Banks”
PJ Harvey, “Let England Shake”
Radiohead, “The King of Limbs”
The Raveonettes, “Raven in the Grave”
Real Estate, “Days”
The Roots, “Undun”
St. Vincent, “Strange Mercy”
Telekinesis, “12 Desperate Straight Lines”
Thursday, “No Devolucion”
Tim Hecker, “Ravedeath, 1972”
Tune-Yards, “WHOKILL”
TV On the Radio, “Nine Types of Light”
Weird Al Yankovic, “Alpocalypse”
The Wonder Years, “Suburbia I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing”
Wye Oak, “Civilian”
Yuck, “Yuck”
